Here we are in 2003. I have no idea what that is in space years. I am not a rocket scientist. I am a rock[et] musician. You may ask yourself, how did this come about, Johnny? There there, don't worry, I'll tell you!  Many many years ago I was born. My parents were two wealthy folks who bought into some underwater exploration project. Little did they know that the very project that brought them fortune and acclaim would bring their untimely end. One day, my parents went to check out the project's site and never came back. I was sent to live with foster parents. For being Mr. T and Julia Roberts, they were ok. They taught me a lot that I know now, like rock and ska. They told me I needed a hobby, I couldn't think of one. Then, I met Captain Rad who took me under his wing and told me I should play guitar. I took this advice to heart and now I am in the best freakin' band ever. Along the way, Doctor Justice kind of showed up and they formed the band.  Later on, I joined and now we are the most powerful musical masterpiece ever created. Our music fights evil in places like Hell, Bulgaria, and Wisconsin. Don't just take my word for it, listen for yourself. But beware, evil shall be smote at the hands of The Rad and their eternal magnificence!