My name is Doctor Justice. Yes, it is. You may ask yourself, "What in the snap kind of name is that?" Well, it is most likely a drug-induced name brought about by my hippy lizard parents. That is as far as I'm gonna go! Yes! I have lived all over the universe throughout my little life, starting in Monterey, California. I was a happy child that liked to travel through space and fight monsters and do front flips into moon pools. I was never much of a tough macho man, even though I was the second most powerful being in the galaxy, besides Popeye, of course. One day, I decided to leave my island in the giant space of space, and find my destiny. Amazingly enough, my destiny was to be in a rockin' band with some awesome guys that shared the same taste in humor and music with me. Well, before all of that, I lived places. The beginning of my journey started through the stars across every nook and cranny of California, like that waffle cereal that cut up your mouth (remember?). Then I went east to North Carolina with the nice hick people that fed me grains. After that, I ventured down to good old Texas, where there were a lot of ostriches! Wow! Once again, I made my way back to the crazy hills of the sunshine state. It was a little scary at first, with the three-legged dogs and angry tortoises that all wanted to eat my soul! But now I am in a band with myself and some other people, I think. We make noises and stuff. We do good stuff, and get along alright. Captain Rad  and Johnny Amazing are the other guitar playin' dudes that were the first to actually realize that we needed to start a band, because we had nothing else really going for us. They are darned pretty good, but sometimes Captain Rad gets mad and threatens to hurt puppies and break things. Oh, no! but then again, I also feel madness. That's because we're maniacal loony birds that must constantly make music or we will die! I don't know the rest of my life, because ghosts have stolen my memory. Oh, well.  I guess that's pretty much the slim-something of my life, at least that's all I can remember for now, until I get around to calling the Ghostbusters!